Age: 25
Race: Half-Asian (+1 intelligence)
Alignment: Lawful neutral retard
Weapons: Pencils, Wacom, Photoshop
Powers: Dumb stuff, Stupid talk, Logic, Minor Wizard Abilities, Lion Breeding, Trolling, Sortification, Making others frustrated
Title: David Franklin Walde, Esquire, Order of Merlin 4th class, ArchDuke of Earl